I Now Have All Nine Novels And Stories On Smashwords

The prices at Smashwords are the same as other stores. But in the Smashwords Store, you get your choice of formats—

• MOBI (read on Kindle e-readers)
• EPUB (read on Nook e-readers)
• PDF (read everywhere)
• RTF format (read on tablets, laptops, and desktops)
• LRF format
• TEXT
• the original DOC file

Smashwords also has the publisher supply a “short description” (not more than 400 characters) that tells what the book is about. That way, you know whether or not you want to go to that book’s page and read the full sales blurb.

I now demonstrate the short description, nine times—

NAMES HAVE POWER

Tim Hanson, an honest young car dealer, tries to save the life of a dying man after a traffic accident. But the whole “accident” was a test by an ancient god, and Tim was the first human to pass the test. The god rewards Tim with a magic power—but the god doesn’t tell Tim what the magic power is, or how it works.

Apple BLOCKED! But you can buy the ebook in EPUB format through Smashwords
NAMES HAVE POWER in the Smashwords Store—your choice of formats

THREE MORE WISHES

Why do genies give you three wishes, not just one? Then when the genie grants your three wishes, it’s game over, right? A good guy learns the answers to these questions. The novel comes with four full-color illustrations inside.

THREE MORE WISHES in the Smashwords Store—your choice of formats

THE BIMBORG

A mad scientist turns 22 million Earth women into sex cyborgs. Five years later, these sex cyborgs, plus one brave young man, are all that can save Earth’s billions of people from the Cybes (evil cyborgs from the future). But what about the 27th century’s Space Navy, which regularly defeats the Cybes? The Space Navy gets prevented from ever existing. This is a Star Trek parody.

Kindle BLOCKED! But you can buy the ebook in MOBI format through Smashwords
THE BIMBORG in the Smashwords Store—your choice of formats

CAPTIVE OF THE BARBARIAN KING

An almost-virgin is captured by a sexy foreign king, and her future hangs on how well she pleasures him in bed that first night. But first, for his own reasons, the king spends much time pleasuring her. The author wrote this long ago for his then-fiancée.

CAPTIVE OF THE BARBARIAN KING in the Smashwords Store—your choice of formats

THE HYPNO-TALKER OF ZLAR (HTOZ1)

An alien spaceship lands in suburban Wheat City and hypnotizes the neighborhood women to get naked and board the spaceship. The U. S. Army shows up, kills the aliens, takes the women off the ship—then loads the women onto trucks and takes them away. It’s up to old man Kevin, a partly deaf, Vietnam-era draftee, to rescue his neighbors from the Army.

THE HYPNO-TALKER OF ZLAR in the Smashwords Store—your choice of formats

HYPNO-TALKER’S FIRST DOWNLOAD (HTOZ2)

A mysterious man, VietVetElecEngnr51, has uploaded plans for something called a “hypno-talker” to a pirate site. Everyone on the internet is convinced that the hypno-talker is a fraud. But Odysseus is in a desperate situation at work, so he downloads the hypno-talker plans, builds the device, and uses it.

HYPNO-TALKER’S FIRST DOWNLOAD in the Smashwords Store—your choice of formats

REVENGE AT COLLEGE (HTOZ3)

Jerry Green wasn’t socially skilled. He asked hottie Cindy, who was way out of his league, for a date. But Cindy didn’t tell Jerry “No,” or even “Are you kidding?” Instead, Cindy set up Jerry to be played for a fool and publicly humiliated. Now Jerry wants revenge on Cindy and the other girls who helped set up the cruel “prank.” Thanks to a hypno-talker, Jerry might get his revenge.

REVENGE AT COLLEGE in the Smashwords Store—your choice of formats

NERD SAVES WOMEN (HTOZ4)

Nineteen woman, from nineteen different countries—first, aliens kidnapped them and forced the women to give birth to alien babies. Then when the aliens released the women, immediately the U. S. Army kidnapped them. Now Egbert, a college-age nerd, wants to rescue the women, with the help of a stripper and an old man. The only weapon that Egbert owns is a wooden practice sword.

NERD SAVES WOMEN in the Smashwords Store—your choice of formats

THE HYPNO-TALKERS OF ZLAR FOUR-IN-ONE

Contains four stories about aliens kidnapping women to make alien babies, U. S. government conspiracies, hypnotic alien technology, revenge, nineteen damsels in distress, synthesized gold, and nerds getting sex.

THE HYPNO-TALKERS OF ZLAR FOUR-IN-ONE in the Smashwords Store—your choice of formats

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