A Teaser for THE INSEMINATOR: Aqua Net Hairspray

Here’s a riddle for you: I just spent fifteen minutes researching Aqua Net (the hairspray), which is manufactured by Lornamead Brands, Inc. (Lornamead Brands, I have just learned, bought Aqua Net from Unilever in 2006.) How do you think Aqua Net will figure into my Terminator parody?

HINT: I have a weird sense of humor.

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5 thoughts on “A Teaser for THE INSEMINATOR: Aqua Net Hairspray

  1. Let me guess. Aqua Net??? Could you be thinking of Sky Net!!! We’re all waiting for you to (insert Austrian Accent her) “BE BACK”.

  2. Now, do you understand, Doctor, that those of who did not see any of the unmentioned movies are still trying to figure out what people are chuckling about? I feel so left out, so… Don’t forget–if you write it, they will cum.

    • Debi: Watch the movie. It’ll take only an hour and a half of your life, and your husband will be bragging to all his friends what an accepting and understanding wife you are. Better yet, watch the first TWO movies. (After that, they’re forgettable.)

      • Just remember Debi, if you watch the first movie, “You’ll be back.”

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