About Doctor MC, Mad Scientist

“Doctor MC” is the pseudonym of a man whose age is somewhere between 30 and 130, whose education and work experience are in technical fields. (Ahem, plus I delivered pizzas at one time.) My point is, I’ve had no more English classes than most of you, and fewer than some of you.

I got exasperated when I noticed that Amazon sold bushels and bunches of erotic Chick Lit, but very little of the stories I wanted to read. So I started writing them.

My books aren’t hard-core pornographic, because I find such to be boring; but neither do I pander to make my books be politically correct or family-friendly.

I love humor, both reading it and especially writing it; I never pass up a chance to make something funny.

Most of what I write about is male dominance, mind control, and harems, in a magical or science-fiction setting.

Male dominance—because there is enough “Treat every woman like a queen, and every man like a brute” nonsense going on in real life and in other fiction.

Mind control—because the subject has always fascinated me. I actually sent away for one of those hypno-disks that they advertised in the backs of comic books.

Harems—because I believe that males are programmed to be horn-dogs, just as women are naturally gold diggers. So I write stories about guys who get to do what I’d like to do.

Novels and short stories by Doctor MC, Mad Scientist—

 

Names Have Power: Tim’s Magic Voice Makes a Harem

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Tim Hanson’s day started rotten. He went to his father’s funeral, got chewed out by Susan (his father’s hardcore-feminist receptionist), witnessed a fatal car crash, and watched the SUV driver die despite Tim’s efforts to save him.

Ah, but things weren’t as they seemed. For that last part (the car accident and the dying) had all been a test by an ancient god—and Tim was the first human ever to pass the test.

As a reward, the Golden God gave Tim a magic power. But mischievously, the Golden God didn’t tell Tim what exactly his new power did.

Tim’s first hint of what his Power might be was when Susan the big-breasted ultrafeminist actually fixed him coffee. Soon after, she was asking Tim about pantyhose and harems.

Before everything was over, Gothika, a dominant-lesbian stripper, would try to bribe Tim into letting her move in.

This novel is 38,100 words.

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Three More Wishes: Be Kind to Your Genie

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Eighteen-year-old Marvin Harper was a good kid: He didn’t make trouble for other people, and he tutored Anna Kay in Trig for free.

Admittedly, Marvin didn’t cause trouble for others because he couldn’t. At five-foot-two, Marvin was always the kid bullied, never the bullyboy. As for Anna Kay, she was a big-breasted cheerleader, and Marvin figured tutoring was the only way he could spend time near his goddess.

Then he inherited a genie lamp. Now goody-two-shoes Marvin Harper had Choices to make.

Marvin also was given a mystery. What was the rule that the genie couldn’t tell Marvin about, till after he’d made his three wishes?

This novel is 120,600 words.

Note: This book has four full-color illustrations inside.

Please note that Three More Wishes: Be Kind to Your Genie has two sequels: One More Genie and More Genie Problems: Can the Hero Billionaire Hold off Judgment Day?

The Kindle version of Three More Wishes: Be Kind to Your Genie has been slightly down-porned in order to conform to Amazon’s Terms of Service. Bare nipples in one inside illustration have been covered up. Big-breasted evil twins Almira and Elvira, formerly mind-controlled into becoming incestuous lesbians, were tweaked into becoming kissing fools. The uncut version of Three More Wishes can be found on Smashwords and Kobo, and in the compilation ebook Wishes, Genies, Sex, and Death.

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The Bimborg: Part Nanobot, All Woman

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How does one young man alone stop cyborg invaders from the future?

For Charlie-Bob Owens, a nerd high-school senior, everything started when he attacked an armed robber in order to save two fair damsels. He got shot in the leg as a result.

Soon after, he got rewarded with a harem of—though he had no way of knowing this—sex-slave cyborgs called bimborg. All he knew was that the hottest girls in his school (plus two hot teachers) were dropping their boyfriends and were offering Charlie-Bob any kind of sex, anytime, anywhere.

But soon after, Earth got a second kind of cyborg: the Cybes, evil cyborgs from the 27th century, who had conquered 428 planets. The Cybes had become stranded in the year 2013. The Cybes decided to do what they did best: turn every one of Earth’s billions of people into a Cybe.

Two weeks after Charlie-Bob Owens learned the truth about his high-school harem, about the bimborg (of whom there were 22 million on Earth), and about the Cybes, Charlie-Bob became Bimborg King. He alone could save Earth from the Cybes.

But what about the Cybes’ deadly enemies in the 27th century, the Space Navy of the Planetary Alliance? The Space Navy got prevented from ever existing. Now there was nobody who could come from the future and help Charlie-Bob beat the Cybes.

This novel is 108,000 words.

Note: This is a soft-core porn parody of “Star Trek.”

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Short Story: Captive of the Barbarian King

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My one venture into women’s erotica

This is sensuous fiction told in second-person (you). An almost-virgin is captured by a sexy foreign king, and her future hangs on how well she pleasures him in bed that first night. But first, for his own reasons, the king spends much time pleasuring her.

The beginning of the 3,555-word story:

The battle had been a long one, and the men of your village had fought bravely. Yet in the end, the heroes lay just as dead as the cowards. Pigs, goats, and chickens were taken away by my victorious army. Gold, silver, and jewels were looted. Houses were torched; the sizzling sound filled your ears, and the black, choking smoke cooked your lungs. Then you and the other young women were rounded up like cattle.

It was then that you saw me. I rode up astride my stallion, the ruler of the victorious army. There was blood on my chain-mail armor; none of that blood was mine. My helmet gleamed in the sun, especially its golden trim.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I wrote this a long time ago for my then-fiancée.

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Short Story: The Hypno-Talker of Zlar (Hypno-Talkers of Zlar, Book 1)

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Kevin MacDonald, a 62-year-old Vietnam veteran, gets along great with his neighbors Sam and Judy, and their eighteen-year-old daughter Karen. Kevin gets along so well with his neighbors that Judy and Karen are inviting Kevin to a high-school band concert when a UFO lands in front of Kevin’s house.

Aliens come out of the spaceship, then hypnotize and kidnap all the neighborhood women who are between eighteen and forty-five years old. Kevin can’t stop Judy and Karen from walking into the spaceship.

Then the U.S. Army shows up, and kills the aliens—but instead of freeing the still-hypnotized women, the Army takes the women away to Fort Carver.

It’s up to Kevin to rescue his neighbors from the Army. Good luck with that—Kevin is old, out of shape, needs glasses, and has forgotten most of his combat training. The only thing Kevin has going for him: a hand-held hypnotizer-gizmo that belonged to a dead alien.

This is the first story in the Hypno-Talkers of Zlar series. This story is 12,600 words.

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Short Story: Hypno-Talker’s First Download (Hypno-Talkers of Zlar, Book 2)

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A mysterious man, VietVetElecEngnr51, has uploaded plans for something called a “hypno-talker” to a pirate site that Odysseus Popeil visits. Odysseus (“Oddy”) is curious whether the hypno-talker lives up to its claims, but nobody else wants to try it and report back. Everyone else on the internet is convinced that the hypno-talker is a fraud.

Meanwhile, Oddy has real problems at work. The new owner, Ms. Olson, is on a rampage to fire or to hamstring all the men in her company. Oddy gets demoted, then he overhears Ms. Olson and the Personnel Director plotting to frame Oddy with child porn.

Oddy is desperate to keep his job and his good reputation. But what can one desperate man do?

By the way, this story parodies a well-known cartoon character and his associates.

This is the second story in the Hypno-Talkers of Zlar series. This story is 17,200 words.

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Short Story: Revenge at College (Hypno-Talkers of Zlar, Book 3)

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Jerry Green wasn’t socially skilled. He asked hottie Cindy, who was totally out of his league, for a date. He never checked whether she had a boyfriend, and the actual asking Cindy for the date was done ham-handed.

But Cindy didn’t tell Jerry No, I won’t go out with you, or even say to him What, are you kidding? Instead, Cindy set up Jerry to be played for a fool and publicly humiliated, during a Saturday-night sorority party.

Now Jerry wants revenge on Cindy and the other sorority girls who helped set up the cruel “prank.” Jerry has a potential tool for revenge: He recently discovered something on the Web called a “hypno-talker.”

This is the third story in the Hypno-Talkers of Zlar series. This story is 21,600 words.

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Short Story: Nerd Saves Women (Hypno-Talkers of Zlar, Book 4)

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Egbert Whitehall is a nice guy with a problem—

Three days ago, Egbert and Lourdes Taylor saw nineteen naked women and a diseased little lady Zlarian alien who had just stepped out of a Zlarian spaceship in Wheat City, Kansas. One of the nineteen women was an Australian, Sheila. Now the Australian government is claiming that the U.S. Army kidnapped Sheila, the other women, and the alien, but the Army is denying everything.

When Lourdes tells Egbert that the Army is indeed holding the nineteen women, he is determined to break the women out. But how? Egbert is only a nerd mechanical-engineering-major college student.

Meanwhile, Zlarian spaceships still are kidnapping human women in order to turn them into surrogate mothers for Zlarian babies. But Egbert isn’t worried about that, because it’s way above his pay grade.

All this international news discussion about alien kidnappings and U.S. Army kidnappings embarrasses the White House. And the president, and those who act on behalf of the president, have a lot of power to hurt anyone who embarrasses the president further.

During all this other action, people with hypno-talkers still are reprogramming other people’s brains.

This is the fourth story in the Hypno-Talkers of Zlar series. This story is 37,800 words.

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The Hypno-Talkers of Zlar Four-in-One

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Aliens from Zlar need Earth women to make Zlarian babies. How do the aliens lure the women onto the spaceship? With hypnotic alien technology.

What happens when this hypnotic technology falls into the wrong hands?

What will the U.S. government do when its conspiracy to hush up the alien raids is threatened?

Who will become unlikely heroes? Who winds up getting the girl(s)?

This book holds four stories—

The Hypno-Talker of Zlar—Kevin, an old man, can’t stop his women neighbors from walking onto a spaceship. Then the U.S. Army shows up, and things get worse instead of better.

Hypno-Talker’s First Download—Kevin has put complete plans for building a hypno-talker on the internet, but Netizens think the thing’s a scam. One desperate man downloads those plans, builds a hypno-talker, and tries it out. This is his story.

Revenge at College—A sorority girl publicly humiliates a nerd. But Jerry finds a way to get even.

Nerd Saves Women—Nerd Egbert decides to rescue nineteen women and a sick alien who are being held prisoner by the U.S. Army, merely for walking off of a spaceship. Egbert’s goal seems impossible—for one thing, his only weapon is a wooden sword.

This is the compilation of all four “Hypno-Talkers of Zlar” stories. This book is 88,600 words.

Fiction > Erotica
Fiction > Humorous
Fiction > Science Fiction > Space Opera
Fiction > Short Stories (single author)
Fiction > War & Military
Fiction > Thrillers > Technological
Humor > Form > Parodies

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One More Genie

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For the past four years, Marvin Harper has had a great life. His wife loves him, his housekeeper loves him, he has a live-in harem, and he’s famous to millions of Americans as the “hero billionaire.”

Only a few people know that Marvin is a genie-master, like Aladdin once was. Because Marvin is kind and unselfish, his genie Fatima actually gave him more than he’d wished for, four years ago.

But in the world are four other Vessels besides Fatima’s lamp, and four other genies. Vinnie Lavagetto, a Mafia hit man, finds the lamp with big blue genie Kharmesh in it. Eventually Vinnie will become Marvin’s sworn enemy—and Kharmesh has been Fatima’s enemy for twenty-six centuries.

But Marvin has another problem, one he doesn’t know about.

Long ago, six djinn were put into Vessels as hostages, so that the three Tribes of djinn would never fight the Djinn War. The Djinn War, had it happened, would have caused millions of human casualties. Geniefying six djinn worked as a plan—the Djinn War was stopped before it started, and the Tribes have never fought since. But Hakeezib, Chief of the Blue Tribe of Djinn, has been spoiling for a fight since 632 B.C.

The novel is 49,900 words.

Fiction > Fantasy > Contemporary
Fiction > Romance > Fantasy
Fiction > Crime
Fiction > Action & Adventure

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Ye Olde Book of Magic

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John Fairchild, called for jury duty and then kept waiting, buys a box of old books to pass the time. One of those books claims to be a grimoire (book of magic spells).

Perhaps that bold claim is indeed true. Because the old book is two inches thick, with a fancy leather binding, but every page except the first page is blank. The book’s first page claims that to read the rest of the book, the would-be wizard must answer three questions correctly.

Meaning, all three tough questions must be answered correctly. With no second chance or do-over allowed.

John takes the book home, and follows its instructions on how to answer its three questions. John can only wonder what strange words and mighty magical powers are hidden on all those blank pages.

The story is 7,900 words.

Fiction > Erotica
Fiction > Fantasy > Contemporary

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Bimbo-Midas: His Magic Touch Changes Women

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The red-haired man asked Jimmy, “What manner of lady love would you have, if you could?”

Jimmy answered the question with scratch-where-it-itches honesty: “Girls with hot figures, and hot hair, and makeup, and clothes. By hot, I mean super-hot—they look like strippers and porn actresses. Girls who will do anything and everything with their boyfriends—anytime, anywhere, doesn’t matter if someone is watching. But while they’re totally faithful to their man, they don’t get upset if their boyfriend has another girl on the side. In fact, they’ll have a threesome with that other girl, if that’s what their boyfriend wants.”

Jimmy did not know that the red-haired man was a leprechaun, or that the leprechaun owed Jimmy the grant of a small wish. All Jimmy knew was that afterward, every woman he touched—even accidentally—become more bimbo-like each day, and that Jimmy got all the benefit of this. Jimmy’s control-freak girlfriend had no problem with his enjoying bimbos—because she was becoming a bimbo too.

The novella is 18,400 words.

Fiction > Erotica
Fiction > Fantasy > Contemporary
Fiction > Coming Of Age

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More Genie Problems: Can the Hero Billionaire Hold off Judgment Day?

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In this, the third novel about Marvin Harper and his genie Fatima, Marvin has more problems of every kind.

Shrill feminist Michelle Landrieu-LeClerc has been an occasional annoyance to Marvin in Three More Wishes and One More Genie; now Michelle steps up her game. She makes a demon-pact with pink-haired succubus Fanzelle, and Marvin Harper is targeted by the pact.

Succubus Fanzelle uses her authority under the pact to make the “hero billionaire” be no longer a billionaire, and she does her damnedest (pun intended) to make Marvin be no longer a hero. Fanzelle makes Marvin be five-foot-two and puny-muscled again, and there is nothing that Fatima can do to reverse this.

In the process of making Marvin be both un-billionaire and un-hero, Fanzelle kills and damns a character who has appeared in both of the first two books.

But the ambitions of Fanzelle the succubus run beyond ruining Marvin’s life and collecting Michelle’s soul. Fanzelle is using the demon-pact as a springboard to cause a second war between Heaven and Hell. If Hell wins, Earth will become a literal Hell for humans; if Heaven wins, Judgment Day will immediately follow. Either way, humans have a problem, and only Marvin and his genies know about the problem.

Marvin can command two other genies besides Fatima, but those other genies are not much help. Roshradzam, the Genie of the Ring, wants to help Marvin—but he is from Brown Tribe, so he is a magical weakling. Sumera is from Blue Tribe, so it is no surprise that she gives Marvin headaches; but beyond that, Sumera is a world-class diva.

Speaking of giving Marvin headaches, twin Elvira LeClerc learns something unflattering to Marvin at the beginning of More Genie Problems; Elvira goes back to acting self-centered and quarrelsome.

Can Marvin prevent a second war between Hell and Heaven?

Tags: action, alpha male, apocalypse, billionaire, damsel in distress, demon pact, demons and Hell, female submissive, genie, harem, Judgment Day, magic, male dominant, male-female, mind control, oral sex, sexy, threesome, virtue rewarded

The novel is 82,900 words. This novel follows both Three More Wishes: Be Kind to Your Genie and One More Genie.

Fiction > Action & Adventure
Fiction > Fantasy > Contemporary
Fiction > Fantasy > Action & Adventure
Fiction > Romance > Fantasy
Religion > General

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Ring of the Wizard Vampire

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Charlie Moore was an ordinary man—until he watched three vampires be killed in his front yard on a winter night. One of those three vampires to die was the notorious Mage Draco—both evil and powerful as an elder vampire, Mage Draco was also skilled in black magic.

Vampires normally cannot hypnotize the living, but Mage Draco could. Mage Draco had enchanted a man’s ring so that, when the ring was rubbed, it would hypnotize anyone, whether human or vampire.

After Mage Draco turned to ash, Charlie took Mage Draco’s ring—mainly to keep bad guys from getting it. (Vampiress Elizabeth fiercely wanted the ring, but Charlie moved faster.)

Soon after, Charlie discovered he could use the hypnotic ring to get sex.

Then Charlie learned that two vampires had come to town, and they were just as evil as Mage Draco. These two vampires did what Mage Draco could not: they killed the local head vampire-hunter. Now ordinary Charlie must fight these evil vampires, with only his brains and his magic ring as weapons.

Tags: action, damsel in distress, female submissive, female-female, harem, hypnosis, magic, male dominant, male-female, mind control, no sex by vampires, no sex with vampires, oral sex, sexy, straight female to bi, threesome, vampires, virtue rewarded

The novel is 30,200 words. This story is set in the same universe as Ye Olde Book of Magic.

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The Mind-Power Avenger (The Mind-Power Avenger, Book 1)

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Ploryunv, an alien, is stranded on Earth, and eighteen-year-old John Bradford helps Ploryunv fix his spaceship. In the process, Ploryunv uses an alien device on John—the result is that John now uses all of his brain. John, besides becoming smarter, now can read minds, take control of another person’s body, and plant suggestions in someone’s mind that she thinks are her own idea.

With his new mental abilities, it would be easy for John to score sex with hot babes. BUT—

The same day that John gets his new mental powers, John’s parents are murdered by mobsters. John decides to use his new powers to hunt down the scumbags and to take deadly revenge on them.

Sex with hot babes will have to wait for later.

This is the first story in the THE MIND-POWER AVENGER series. Think what The Shadow would be like if he weren’t so prissy about using his “power to cloud men’s minds”; or imagine The Punisher with mind-control powers. John will rid the world of evildoers who, because of money or lawyers or a gold badge or hired muscle, think themselves safe from justice.

Fiction > Action & Adventure
Fiction > Mystery & Detective > Amateur Sleuth
Fiction > Science Fiction > Alien Contact
Fiction > Thrillers > Crime
Fiction > Coming Of Age
Fiction > Crime

Tags: action, alien, alien contact, coming of age, crime, female virgin, male dominant, male-female, mind control, murder, oral sex, revenge, virtue rewarded

The novella is 25,900 words.

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Wishes, Genies, Sex, and Death: Marvin and Fatima THREE-IN-ONE

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Eighteen-year-old Marvin Harper is a good guy: He tutors Anna Kay in trig for free. Admittedly, part of the reason Marvin does this is that Anna Kay Henderson is a big-breasted cheerleader, and Marvin has a crush on her. Marvin is five-foot-two, a bullied nonentity at his high school, and tutoring Anna Kay is the closest that Marvin figures he will ever come to rescuing a damsel in distress.

Then Marvin’s dislikable but oh-so-rich great-uncle dies, and Marvin inherits a brass oil lamp. Marvin is sure that the lamp is an old, cheap fake. He polishes the lamp with brass polish, planning to sell the lamp on eBay.

Surprise, surprise—out smokes green-dressed genie Fatima.

Thus begins the 58-year friendship between Marvin and Fatima. They are always genie-master and genie, yes; but they also become friends and lovers. Marvin treats Fatima with kindness however he can. Likewise, Fatima almost always agrees to Marvin’s magical requests.

Fatima trusts, respects, and admires Marvin—this leads Fatima to give Marvin more than he asks for when he makes his wishes. From Fatima’s wish-grants, Marvin becomes six-foot-eight, the strongest man in the world, one of the richest men in the world, and an alpha male whom men defer to and women desire.

Marvin has not changed inside; he still wants to help people in trouble. Well, now he can. Less than a week after Marvin makes his wishes, he becomes famous as “the hero billionaire” when he rescues two children from a burning house.

Of course, helping people in trouble sometimes means thwarting the schemes of bad guys. In a world where seven genies are real, djinn are real, and demons are real, Marvin discovers that there are all sorts of bad guys—and not all of them can be stopped by a sock to the jaw. Even with all Marvin’s muscles and all his wealth, and even with Fatima by his side, sometimes Marvin must be brave and clever if he hopes to win the day.

Included in this compilation are three previously published novellas/novels, and a bonus short story—

Three More Wishes: Be Kind to Your Genie: an evil genie-master decides she wants more than just her own brass bottle and her own genie. She plans to steal Marvin’s brass lamp, and Fatima with it.

• “Kristin Tells (Mostly) All”: A kidnapper is holding Marvin’s ex-lover Kristin Curry, threatening to kill her if Marvin does not pay a five-million-dollar ransom. Marvin believes that the kidnapper will kill Kristin whether Marvin pays up or not. Kristin believes Fatima is only Marvin’s housekeeper; this limits Marvin’s options.

One More Genie: A Mafia hitman finds a genie lamp. The hitman is evil, and his genie (Kharmesh of the Blue Tribe of Djinn) is Fatima’s sworn enemy. Meanwhile Hakeezib, Chief of the Blue Tribe of Djinn, is working his own evil plan, which will surely kill Marvin.

More Genie Problems: Can the Hero Billionaire Hold off Judgment Day?: The good news is that Marvin becomes Master of two more genies. The bad news is that even three genies working together are not powerful enough to block a demoness’s plot to cause the Apocalypse.

Here’s what you get in this book—
• 4 complete stories
• 8 interior illustrations
• 121 chapters
• 264 thousand words

Fiction > Action & Adventure
Fiction > Fantasy > Contemporary
Fiction > Fantasy > Action & Adventure
Fiction > Romance > Fantasy
Fiction > Thrillers > Crime
Fiction > Coming Of Age
Fiction > Crime
Religion > General

Tags: magic, genie, wishes, romance, action, apocalypse, Judgment Day, male dominant, male-female, sexy, demon pact, mind control, alpha male, billionaire, damsel in distress, female submissive, harem, threesome, oral sex, male virgin, lesbian to bi, lesbian submissive, Mafia, crime, kidnapping, demons and Hell, forced feminization, virtue rewarded

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The Inseminator: A Parody

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The Inseminator, an evil cyborg from the year 2060—he’s tall, muscular, and has an Austrian accent—is looking for Shara Boehner, a young L.A. waitress in 2017.

The Inseminator’s plan is that when he finds Shara Boehner, he will impregnate her, and will pass special genes on to her just-conceived child.

Calbert Reesescup, a nerdy lawyer from 2060, is trying to save Shara from the relentless Inseminator. The Inseminator uses mind-controlling pheromones to make women have sex with him; Calbert’s task seems impossible.

The Inseminator has been sent from the future by an evil AI program, AquaNet. Everything that AquaNet does—

• building muscular cyborg Inseminators that use mind-controlling pheromones to get sex with women, and that ensure these women’s pregnancies via cyborg sperm; and

• sending one such Inseminator into the past, to track down Shara Boehner, the future mother of Jawstrong Boehner—

AquaNet does all as part of a master scheme to sell more hairspray.

Now in 2017, the Inseminator’s pursuit of Shara is relentless, and he seems to be unstoppable. In desperation, Shara and Calbert visit the Austrian genius inventor who is the template for the Inseminator.

Fiction > Action & Adventure
Fiction > Erotica
Fiction > Humorous
Fiction > Media Tie-in
Fiction > Romance > Science Fiction
Fiction > Science Fiction > Action & Adventure
Fiction > Science Fiction > Time Travel
Fiction > Satire
Humor > Forms > Parodies
Humor > Topic > Adult

Tags: action, alpha male, Aqua Net Hairspray, Austrian accent, cuckolded boyfriend, cyborg, damsel in distress, erotica, female protagonist, humor, hypnosis, lesbian to bi, mad scientist (character), male-female, male dominant, mind control, muscular cyborg, oral sex, parody, pheromones, pregnancy, robots, romance, submissive female, Terminator, time travel, virtue rewarded, workplace sex

The novella is 30,800 words. For the lawyers: This story is a parody of the 1984 movie The Terminator. (To which everyone else replies “Duh!”)

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